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Sarcology 102
Sarcology 102 is a continuation of the Sarcology 101 project, because – well … the world needs more satire.
Sarcatonic—A vegetative mental state caused by an overdose of sarcasm
Sarcolonics—A tactic where medical staff uses witty repartee to distract their patients from painful and embarassing procecures
Sarclosure—To end a line of inquiry with unsolicited caustic wit
Sarcology 102
Rayon
Love As Real Estate
Ghost Towns in Russia
Some People
Growing Up Ugly
Two Kinds of People
Sex Crazed Intellectuals
Male Pattern Numbness
High On Stress
Style Over Substance
Just a Few More Pounds
Baby Valium
OceanSongs Discography
Baby Valium
© Jim Ocean
Sooth your troubles at midnight Mom by using
Baby Valium Baby
No more squalling at three a.m.
I’m using Baby Valium baby
Sleeping in was a luxury
I threw out with the diapers
Listen Mother what I have found
Baby always sleeps so sound
Safe for even the smallest toddler
I use Baby Valium baby
It quiets even the meanest bawler
I use Baby Valium baby
Temper tantrums are in control
No more looking over my shoulder
No more reason to scream and shout
Baby’s medicated now
Sleep....
Safe and restful sleep
Tenderly she sleeps
Like a piece of milk fed veal...
No more gagging with red bandanas
I use Baby Valium baby
Just two drops in the mashed bananas
I use Baby Valium baby
All you mothers who’re horrified
With this particular notion
Try it once you’ll be satisfied
I’ve a seven year supply
“Buffy! Buffy wake up! Wake up! You’re five now.”